This October month, Fail Army has put together a montage of people failing with cutting objects such as swords, axes, lightsabers (not that sharp), knives, saws and more.
People are stupid, I think everyone will agree. And, now that we have magical video recording devices on hand – basically 24/7 – it's inevitable the recordings will find their way on to the magical Internet.
So, here we go, take a look at how accidents can happen with sharp objects – like flippen swords – and how you can totally fail with these kinds of things without hurting yourself too badly.
Oh by the way, if you still want to try opening a champagne bottle with a knife after seeing this you should probably rethink your life choices... LOL