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THE CRIMINAL DARWIN AWARDS

It seems that criminals are also good at receiving Darwin Awards. Here are some of their stories.

According to darwinawards.com, "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honouring those who accidentally remove themselves from it in a spectacular manner!"

It's a tongue-in-cheek honour for those who call on Death early by doing something stupid that kills them. Yup, this is all about people dying spectacularly.

For instance, the scoundrel who decided to steal copper cables from a railway track in Scotland, they were live wires, and now he's dead. Electrocuted and smouldering after the tremendous shock, his body was only discovered hours later.

Then, there's a guy named David who decided to hold up a store in Washington. Instead of choosing a bank or a shopping store, he walked into a gun store. This is a bad idea on so many levels, and he should have stopped when he walked past a police car in the parking lot. Needless to say, when he drew his gun in a store packed with gun-wielding customers and a policeman, David went into the dark beyond with three bullets in his chest.

There are plenty more of these criminals who won themselves Darwin Awards, so click play on the video by Youtubers, Business Blaze, below for some hilarious entertainment.


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