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VIDEO: AMAZON REVIEWS THAT WILL HAVE YOU ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!




Aman is an online store where you can buy literally anything including the weird and the useless. Occasionally, people review these products... but not just review. They explicitly describe their experience in such detail that you actually feel their pain and you can't help but laugh at the same time. These are some of the best reviews on Amazon:

  1. A man attempted to use Veet hair removal on his nether regions: "Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
    (I am giving this product a 5 because, despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)"

  2. The BIC pen for women: "My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't want me touching men's pens. However, when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up."

  3. Water-based lubricant: "A little over a decade ago, I bought my 55 gallon drum of lube. I never thought I'd use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran dry. I've had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just what you'd think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades."

  4. Uranium ore: I was very disappointed to have my uranium confiscated at the airport. It was a gift for my son for his birthday. Also, I'm in prison now, so that's not good either."
    He went on, "It is not cat food… The cat's huge and, well, doesn't really look much like a cat anymore."

Check out the video below for some of the funniest reviews on Haribo's sugar-free gummy bears, they will have you laughing so hard you will start to cry.


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