VIDEO: DAD JOKES SO BAD YOUR BRAIN MIGHT MELT
Get ready for Dads all over the world to emerge and start telling really lame jokes and high-fiving each other in dad-unity. We can beg and plead as much as we want but the fact of the matter is that Dads will always have the most awful jokes and nothing can stop them. So we may as well embrace them and at least share the good ones:
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up *cringe*
The bouncy castle is twice the price it was last year. Now that's... inflation for you *pain in the back of the eye*
[gun goes off]
[every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race]
ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway *we are wounded from reading that joke*
U-HAUL, may I help you?
"You have any moving boxes?"
No all our boxes stay still
"Well you better go- wait what?"
Stop calling here, Dad.
SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened?
DAD: The oying hit me.
SON: What's an oying?
DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*
"The Walking Dad," but it's just a guy walking around the house turning off lights and muttering that he's "not made of money".
Dad: Tall latte
Barista: Sure thing. Can I get a name?
Dad: What your parents didn't give you one?
*all the other dad's give him high-fives*
[On a date at a restaurant]
So this is nice huh?
"Yea,uh, who's that?"
*Dad is breathing on the window and writing 'VIRGIN' in the steam*
Just in case your heart hasn't started aching yet, check out the video for some that will be sure to get your eyes rolling.