VIDEO: WE THINK THESE CATS MIGHT BE BROKEN...

Cats are strange creatures. One minute they are independent a-holes who don't need no human and the next, they are stuck with their head in a bag.

In Melbourne, a shelter was trying to get a cat, Mr. Biggles, adopted. Normally, the shelter writes a glowing review in an attempt to catch people's attention. However, Cats of Melbourne's founder and group coordinator, Gina Brett, felt that they couldn't lie to the public and instead wrote a pretty honest review saying:

“An utter utter utter bastard who throws tantrums and does not like to be thwarted. Mr. Biggles is a despot and dictator, he will let you know he is not happy, which is often because things are often just not up to his high standards.

“Mr. Biggles likes his cuddles on his terms and will sit in your lap when he decides it’s time. If the stroking is not up to his standards, he will nip you. While this cat may not be for the faint of heart, he would be perfect for the right owner."

Though described in less than glowing terms, Brett insists that Mr. Biggles has a “secret soft side.” He loves sleeping on the end of the humans’ bed or in his cat bed and he snores just a little bit, it’s so cute,” she adds. “And he loves to be out in the backyard stalking the chickens and supervising the gardening. Mr. Biggles is currently sunning himself in my backyard and eyeballing the chickens with a view to murder,” Brett told HuffPost. “This morning he played with the dog and didn’t draw blood, I’m impressed, and savaged my brother who tried to cuddle him. I warned him but he didn’t listen.”

Cats, in general, are not for the faint-hearted and they all have their strange quirks. Just check out these owners who caught their cat doing things that can be described as more than strange...