VIDEO: WELCOME TO THE DEPARTMENT OF F*#KERY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO RENEW YOUR PERMIT?

Boys are notoriously known for their embarrassingly bad pick up lines. For some reason, they assume that such a skill would make any woman swoon at the thought of them. While a very small percentage of these interactions actually work, the trend seems to be that the pickup lines are always used by the same type of individual who tend to do one or all of the following: not call back, ask for nude pics, and even ghost people.

These specific people have been named f*ckboi's and they are so widely known that there is actually a department of f*ckery they can report to in order to renew their f*ckboi status. Obviously, they need to pass an official exam first just to check that they absolutely don't meet any acceptable standards of behaviour first! Wife beaters, hats inside and protein shakes are a must!

Obviously, the rules of a normal relationship don't apply!