WHEN THE GIFT OF GETTING TRASHED JUST KEEPS ON GIVING

Jimmy Fallon decided to break Twitter again but this time it involved telling very drunk stories. He asked the world to face up to their shame and come clean with their worst drunk moments which turned out to be totally relatable. His fans quickly filled everyone's Twitter feeds with #MyDrunkStory to show people that our brains either kick into auto drive or don't bother to work at all.

I mean, imagine twins getting so drunk they forget which one they are, or mistakenly buying a goat...

You think these are the kinds of things that only happen in movies until you have that one extra glass that turns you into some sort of Coyote Ugly waitress and you get married some guy in a casino!