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Aaaah, married life. What a weird situation. You vow to be with the same person for the rest of your life, you annoy the crap out of each other on most days and then, every now and again, you realise just how awesome the other person really is for still sticking around after all these years.

We’ve found a hilarious compilation of funny tweets about married life that pretty much sums up what it’s really like to be married.

Warning: If you’re single, you might want to look away now. This isn’t the kind of stuff they lie to you about in the movies, this is real life.

From reasons for not wearing underwear to rather lying and saying you’re having an affair instead of admitting your wife was right, you shouldn’t have chased that raccoon. Oh, the things married people say to one another is straight out weird and funny.

The scary thing is that we were able to relate with some of these conversations or situations. We’re not saying we’re always right, but there actually IS a right and a wrong way to put milk back in the fridge, right? RIGHT?

Watch the funny video below and see how many tweets you can relate to.

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