It is no secret that life is sometimes much harder than we expected. Sometimes all you need is a little humour to help you brighten your day. As they say, ‘laughter is the best medicine,’ so why not try it. Not all of us are the same, some of us have a slightly more twisted sense of humour. Is there anything funnier than some hilarious dirty jokes that get you laughing when you shouldn’t?
Here are some of the best dirty jokes and one-liners that’ll have you struggling to keep a straight face.
- Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
- What did the elephant ask the naked man?
“How do you breathe out of that thing?”
- Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
She outgrew her b-shells!
- How is life like toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
- What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
- What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy?
A $100 bill.
- How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
- What’s the difference between a microwave and a woman?
A man will actually press and pull a microwave’s buttons and knobs.
- What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?
- What kind of bees make milk?