MAN TRIES TO DISCOURAGE PERSISTENT TURKEY FROM FOLLOWING HIM
Animals an be very persistent from time to time, especially when it comes to something they find interesting.
Businessman Carrington Wentz had to deal with a very unexpected persistent turkey one morning on his way to work. Wentz noticed that a rather persistent turkey was trying to follow him on his way. “When work comes for me close to the Holidays.”
Wentz tried to reason with the determined turkey with hopes that it might change its mind. However, despite Wentz’s elegant non-gender specific pleas, the determined bird kept at it, annoying the man even further.
“Absolutely not. You’re done. No ma’am …no sir. Whatever. I’m not ****ing gendering you.”