VIDEO: THE NIGHTS YOU DON'T REMEMBER ARE USUALLY THE BEST ONES!
Drunk people tend to do really stupid things. They suddenly become more athletic or even gain insane talents, like singing. Its pretty funny to watch the drunk guy stumble around but, if you are the drunk guy, you just wake up, head spinning and just hope you didn't do anything illegal or completely dumb. Well these are some pretty great drunk stories that will make your day:
- We were walking home after lectures and came across frat boys drunkenly trying to pee... into a bucket on the ground from the balcony of the frat house.
- My father ran over a stop sign, brought it back home, named it Steven, drew a face on it, dressed it in my clothes, and let it sleep on the couch.
- Myself and a few friends were out having a good time at a beach house we have. Everyone got really drunk and passed out before me. I finish my smoke outside and come back in. Right at that time my buddy stands up from the couch in a drunken sleepwalking state, pulls down his pants, sits on the coffee table, and pisses everywhere.
- Two of my friends got super drunk and ended up walking around the host's house naked. Not too bad. But then one decided it would be a good idea to climb a tree in the backyard. Which he couldn't get down from. So, my naked intoxicated friend was stuck up in a tree for an hour before the fire dept came and got him out. Laughs were had by all involved.
- One time when I was drunk I thought that zombies were chasing me, so I left my dorm room and proceeded to barricade myself in a recycling closet. I was found by campus police wrapped in a garbage bag for "warmth".
- I went to my roof, switched my phone to aeroplane mode and threw it off the roof. I then proceeded to cry because it didn't turn into an aeroplane.
- I was woken up, naked on a stranger's lawn, by their sprinklers.
Check out Fluffy's drunken evening that will have you in stitches! Do you have any funny drunk stories?