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VIDEO: AFTER READING THIS, YOU WILL NEVER WANT TO HAVE KIDS!








Kids say the darndest things. They are honest, even when they shouldn't be, but they have also been known to say extremely creepy things that would send a chill down anyone's spine. When asked what the creepiest thing people heard a child say, parents and sibling commented:

  1. While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door. She kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, “the man.” To which I replied, “what man?” She then pointed at the closet and said, “the man with the snake neck.” I turn around and nothing was there. I’m afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet. At least she wasn’t scared.

  2. He was cuddling with his grandmother and being very sweet (he was about 3 at the time). He takes her face in his hands, and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she’s very old, and will die soon.
    Then he makes a point of looking at the clock.

  3. I was on a bus recently and we were stopped outside a walk-in clinic. A little girl in the seat in front of me turned to her dad and said, “Death is the poor man’s doctor.” And that was that.

  4. My five-year-old son asked me last week, “what do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you’re controlling me when I’m at school?”

  5. My co-worker’s four year old daughter always thought that the rattling of the water pipes in the kitchen cupboards were “white wolves” and the sound always scared her.
    One day she was sitting at the kitchen table and she said, “Mom. The white wolves aren’t bad… they’re our friends!”
    Her mom encouraged the idea by saying, “Yes! The white wolves are protecting us. They are our friends.”
    Then her daughter added in, “They’re our friends, but not the man who crawls on the floor and stands by my bed.”

  6. My noticeably pregnant sister and I were having a conversation at the dining room table. My 4 year old son was also present and asked my sister if there was a baby in her belly. She affirmed. He, completely straight faced, slid from his chair and headed for the kitchen saying “We need to get it out. I’ll go get the knife. ” I don’t even know…

Watch the video below and prepare to be creeped out.


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