Girls (and boys), bust out that bottle of wine because we are about to dive into some deep drama! The season 15 premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashian's aired last night and someone let out the drama llama because sh*t got petty!
Let's start with an entire family feud based solely on an annual Christmas card. The shoot ended up being a massive family event and Kim is taking the planning very seriously, trying to juggle the rest of the family's commitments in addition to her own meetings – which is pretty difficult in itself to be fair including hiring makeup artists, photographer and stylists to make sure the Christmas car is top notch.
Of course, the Kardashian family wouldn't be famous is everyone was considerate and level-headed and this time it's Kourtney who has decided that she has a difficult schedule, demanding to leave the shoot at 4 p.m. When Kim decided that she has had enough of the back and forth, she starts to get vicious telling Kourtney to leave her alone about it, in the kind of tone that only two sisters can really take with each other. But the claws really come out when Kim calls Kourtney the "least exciting to look at" after she's left the room.
Obviously not something Kourtney wanted to hear, let alone from her own sister, she phones Khloé upset saying that she doesn't want to spend time with people who "mistreat" her and make her feel bad about herself on a daily basis.
"Khloé, you don't say things like that. You guys just have really different values than me. I choose to be a mother to my three kids. I'm not here looking for another job, I already work enough, more than I'd like. It's not funny. What's natural to me is being a mother," Kourtney tells her sisters. Obviously, Kim butts in saying that Kourtney should adjust her schedule for the family who have more meetings and busier schedules than she does, and then Kourtney hits back with this one liner: "You're a very distraught, evil human being. I don't wanna see you, OK? I don't agree with who you are as a human being."
Is Kourtney pushing away from the Kardashian name as a whole?
Kourtney explains throughout the rest of the episode how upset she is with Kim's catty remarks and even suggests at one point that she only maintains her relationship with Kim because the cameras are rolling, something that both Khloé and Kim take issue with. Of course Kim,Kourtney and Khloé were tweeting throughout the episode — sometimes at each other, creating a juicy running commentary.
But there's more. Now that Kourtney and Scott Disick have split, we thought he would slowly be phased out of Keeping Up With The Kardashian's but he was shown throughout the episode spending time with Kim, Khloé and Cici. Scott is now in a steady relationship with Sophia Richie, referred to in the show as the "girlfriend", which Kim took the opportunity upon herself to do some investigating, she even asked him if he felt the need to tell her to "grow up," to which Scott replied (in true Scott fashion) with: "I think she says that more to me."
Scott even admits to Cici, a cousin of the Kardashian's who has often been on Scott's side, “Sometimes I feel guilty that I’ve moved on, She's the first girl I've ever been with other than Kourtney that is a real relationship. One part of me is happy...but another part of me feels guilty that I'm moving on from Kourtney." He also reluctantly mentioned that he and Kourtney had discussed getting back together when they turn 40. Not so sure how Sophia is going to feel about that one...
Will you be Keeping Up With The Kardashian's in their evidently frosty 15th season?