VIDEO: DEFINITELY NOT EATING THERE!

We've been told all our lives that we should never judge a book by its cover – never judge something based on its outside appearance.

But, come on guys, sometimes you just KNOW. People have also told us all our lives to follow our gut feeling and, when a restaurant is called "Herpes Pizza" – you might want to follow your gut and skip that one. 

Or when a restaurant is called "Mr Piss". I think you've got a justifable reason to doubt that restaurant choice... Because you've got to wonder why on earth they would name a restaurant that?? 

I mean, honestly, who lets people put these names out there in the world? This isn't a porno, this a place for people to eat dammit!

Listen to the hilarious Joe Santagato showing us some hilarious places that you might not want to visit!