Okay sure, this isn't some kind of miracle instruction manual on how to win the losing battle of getting your baby to go to sleep when you tell them to, this is more of a manual to let you know you aren't the only one trying everything possible to put your little one down for a few hours.
The How to Dad YouTube channel has put together a fantastic representation of all the methods parents try to use in order to get their baby to sleep. It's funny and cute to watch but, when it gets really sticky, sometimes you just have to give in to the awkward parent and baby cot sleepover.
In this non-miracle instructions video we will cover a few things to try in vain to get your baby to sleep:
1) The sush train
2) The standard blanket that you renamed 'blanky'
3) Method acting
4) The tap out and tag your spouse for a takeover
5) The Hypnotist
9) The give up - because if none of these work you kinda just got to let it go and let the universe do its thing.