Every man has... the drawer, filled with the necessary protection for when a girl comes over. It mostly pretty messy with a mixture of socks, junk, food, and old and new 'packages'. Do we really know what goes on inside THE drawer and what happens to those condoms that disappear for months on end? Apparently, its a tough life inside the drawer as told by these condoms but they claim its because they never see the light of day.
After the condoms meet, they see a slight crack of hope which swiftly moves downhill into the ditch of disappointment and probably eternal humiliation!