VIDEO: KIDS ARE BASICALLY DRUNK LITTLE PEOPLE
Babies may not be the most logical little creatures so it's a good thing they are pretty cute. Those chubby cheeks and innocent doe-eyes which means they can basically get away with anything but, if we are truly honest with ourselves, kids are literally very drunk midgets.
Still not convinced? How many times have you seen a baby successfully put on pants without falling on their faces? They fall asleep in the strangest places and never think things through, which generally leads to tears and regrets later on.
On top of the fact that trying to get them to go home from a friends house or even the jungle gym is basically impossible and you have to use your Batman voice to get them to listen. Logic is just something that escapes them but hey, at least you get to practice with your drunk friends first!