COMEDIAN SPEAKS IN HILARIOUS METAPHORS TO EXPLAIN THE STATE OF OUR WORLD

Comedian Julie Nolke, had brought some humour to the world with her hilarious videos where she who continually attempts to explain the near future to different versions of her past self throughout the pandemic. 

In her video, her current self visited her January 2022 self to talk about current events. The conversation also has a slight mention of the pandemic. The fact that the current self wore a gas mask to their meeting spoke volumes to the past self.

Their discussion was as follow:

Past Julie: “Does this really feel like the type of situation where entering in a gas mask is a good idea?”

Current Julie: “I don’t know.I thought it might lighten the mood.”

PJ: “Geez. I thought we were in world War III.”

CJ: “We are. Well, maybe?"

The current version of Nolke however, also had some clever pizza metaphors of her own, however, the current self didn’t want to give away too much information.

CJ: “Okay. So let’s say you order a pizza. It arrives at your door. It’s got pineapples on it. …You didn’t order pineapple. It was a mistake. It was an accident. The rule is now: You can’t take them off.”

PJ: “But I didn’t order that.”

CJ: "Yeah, but the government says you can’t take it off.”

PJ: “Well, can we get someone else to take them off?”

CJ “Absolutely not. You’d both be arrested.”

PJ: “Okay. What if I was allergic to pineapple? What if the outcome of me eating that pineapple was death? I could take them off then.”

CJ: “Survey says no.”

PJ: “The government wants to control my pizza?”